this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Who did Billy Mays play for?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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