I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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