The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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