i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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