drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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