She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
there is another microwave in the elevator.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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