I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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