I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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