If that was your dad, he is hot
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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