I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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