he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
