i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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