your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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