so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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