He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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