I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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