You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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