Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
if i died would you start the facebook group?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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