standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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