I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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