those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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