Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
dude i'm inner monologue high
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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