Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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