Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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