We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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