No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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