Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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