I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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