No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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