She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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