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i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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