a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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