kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Less talking, more tequila
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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