I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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