ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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