Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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