If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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