season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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