I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
you made out with another girl for some wings
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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