your thong is hanging out like whoa
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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