Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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