just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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