help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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