Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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