Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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