pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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