even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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