It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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