I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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