We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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