Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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