Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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