Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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