Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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