belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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