Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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