Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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